Finishin' Up this 30 Days thing

Day 17.

Your favorite memory.

When my swim team won Regionals my freshman? year. Ah. the air was so sweet. The victory was ours.

-Mallory

When I got my dog when I was 13.

-Sarah

Day 18.

Your favorite birthday.

When I turned five or six. I had a theme: all princess barbie. We had the napkins, decorations, and I even wore a pink, poofy princess dress. It was AWESOME.

-Mallory

When I got my dog when I was 13.

-Sarah

Day 19.

Something you regret.

Not swimming consistently in middle school.

-Mallory

Not trying out for All-State as a sophomore. I would have made it.

-Sarah

Day 20.

This month.

What about it? It's been sick-y. Cause I have been ill a lot. Besides that, OUR RELAY FOR SWIMMING MADE IT TO SECTIONALS!!!

-Mallory

A month is a month.

-Sarah

Day 21.

Another moment.

The moment I sat in the front seat.

-Mallory

The moment I started this gay 30 day thing that has taken up many hours of my life. Thanks for nothing.

-Sarah

Day 22.

Something that upsets you.

When I'm not perfect. Ha Ha, I mean when I don't do something and TRY to make it perfect and it doesn't end up being amazing.

-Mallory

The fact that I am signing my name over and over again on this.

-Sarah

Day 23.

Something that makes you feel better.

When I smile. When the sun absorbs into my skin. AH IT'S SO GOOD.

-Mallory

Reading the blog "Hyperbole (hy-per-bo-lee) And A Half".

Also watching Llamas In Hats.

-Sarah

Day 24.

Something that makes you cry.

When I am inspired. When I see true love. For children, for spouses, for God.

And when my cat vomits in my room.

-Mallory

I don't have tear ducts.

-Sarah

Day 25.

A first.

The first time (only time) I "fell in love" with a boy at EFY. Biggest mistake. Jerk. I only call him that because whenever "his girl" wasn't around, he talked to me. When she came back, BAM! - He was gone, away from my side. Poophead.

-Mallory

The first time I made a guy friend. It was a good choice.

-Sarah

Day 26.

Your fears.

This will be in caps cause it's important.

THE DARK, BUGS, BUGS, THE DARK, SOME CHANGES, & DECISIONS.

-Mallory

Nothing.

Ok I lied. Socializing.

-Sarah

Day 27.

Your favorite place.

Undawata! It's so quiet. So peaceful.

If not there, at the beach in Costa Rica, or on the Swan Boats in Boston.

Hell.

Just kidding. I don't have a favorite place. If I did, it would probably be something weird like under my bed or up a tree.

-Sarah

-Mallory

Day 28.

Something you miss.

Ah, the days when I was young. However, I am glad I have grown up.

-Mallory

Remember my first guy friend? Yeah. I miss him. He was a good dude. But he was also an idiot.

-Sarah

Day 29.

Your aspirations.

To grow up. Inspire others. Put a smile on people's faces. Have a family. Do what I love.

-Mallory

I don't know.

Be happy I guess.

-Sarah

Day 30.

one last moment.

The time when I realized I was growing up. And I would have to be making important decisions from then on. When I needed to become more independent.

-Mallory

The moment I decided that life was too short to live safely. So I drove up this vertical icy hill I am intimidated by.

-Sarah

Our Dreams - Day15

I like dreams. I have always thought that dreams are either about:



a. something we fear.

b. something we secretly love.



I will share two dreams pertaining to each of those categories.



a. In my dream, I am lying in my bed. In complete and utter darkness. I hear a noise, a small noise. The noise makes my whole body shudder and I scream. My heart pounds and it's as if I completely despise this sound, as if it physically hurts me. It gets louder and louder and louder, and the thing gets closer and closer. I look for it, and off at a 45 degree angle is an animal of some sort. Maybe a giraffe, or an elephant. I am not sure. I don't remember. But that sound. UGH. I think of it now and just HATE it. It's a yell, a deep scream of some sort.



b. I can only remember one dream about something I love. For some reason, I remember the ones I despise more. In this dream, it is dark outside. And there are many people at my house, mostly on the front lawn and on our driveway. I see an old friend, and I run up to him. Then we hug. And it was not a lame side hug. But the full hug. It was a nice hug. I have always admired this guy, in almost every way. But I think I dreamt about this dream because I know it's never likely he would ever ask me on a date. It's one of the situations where I don't necessarily "like" him. But honestly want the best for him. And I know he has a heart.-Mallory





Ok, so I don't really have good dreams. They are usually insanely messed up. Either like incredibly scary or weird. Like a member of my family deciding to kill all the other members. Or my mom turning into a cannibalistic swamp monster, lusting for my blood. Anytime I have an actual "good dream", it's kind of embarassing to talk about.

So, here we go.



a. In the dream it's this guy















And he's chasing me down and endless flight of fiery stairs. And eventually, I fall. And die. I have had this dream like once a month since I was like, 5. Because that's when I watched the movie with this character in it.

For the record, this is certainly not the scariest dream I have ever had. I have had dreams that would make Steven King pee his pants. But I decided not to describe those. Also, today I imitated this dream to Mallory, and she laughed.


b. One time, I had this dream, where I took this gay guy to a Lady Gaga concert. And I was like "Maybe we can go backstage!" And after the concert was over, I got to meet Lady Gaga. And I said "This is my Gay Friend!" proudly, gesturing towards the gay guy. And Lady Gaga put her hands on the dude's shoulders and said slowly and dramatically "I AM SO PROUD OF YOU." And then I told her how much I loved her piano playing skills.

The End.
-Sarah

THREE THINGS we want to do before we die:

Three Things I Will Do Before I Die:

1. Zip-lining in Costa Rica

2. Tahitian Dance.  Fa sho.  It's my dream.

3. Go back to Costa Rica, and live there for a reasonable amount of time.  

Enough to become fluent in spanish.  

And be a part of their community.

-Mallory

1. Go to Africa

3. Go to a Tom Petty Concert and a Lady Gaga Concert

3. Write a song. Just one song. That's all.

It would be a waste for me to never write a song in my life.

The Best Day of my LIFE! Boo YA. (REVISED).

Let's do 3 things that remind us of the other person. Like, I'll do 3 things that remind me of you, and vice versa.

These things remind me of Biffle! (Sarah)

She loves to laugh.  A lot.  Even if it's kind of silent.

She reminds me of Spongebob.  Except for she is way prettier.

Sarah is unique.  Like this umbrella.  That is all funky.

She is funky, which is why she is awesome.

Lipstick.  Bright.  Red. Lipstick.  Because She is bold.

And daring.  She is courageous and has the confidence to stand out.

-Mallory

P.S. Random little fact: Did you know that when women wear red lipstick, men look at those women longer than if the woman wears pink lipstick?

Stuff That Reminds Me Of Mallory

These crackers. She eats them all the time.

The song "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty

I dunno why Shakira reminds me of Mallory.

Maybe because Mallory does Zumba and speaks Spanish.

Probably.

Day Whatever- What's In Your Bag

Gum

20 Lipsticks

Hair Cream

Hairspray

A Lint Roller (I have a white dog)

The leftover wrapper of a pair of black pantyhose

3 knives

A Wallet

Pills

A Box of Matches

Nail Polish

A Red Flashdrive

3 Tubes of Mascara

The Smell Of Old Leather

-Sarah



A bunch of feminine products

A hotel key I forgot to return

Gold/Sheer Lip Gloss

Paper

Hand Lotion that smells like Lemons that Sarah gave to me for Christmas

Jewelry (necklaces, bracelets, rings and such)

Two Chapsticks

Red Lipstick

Blue Wallet

CPR Mask

Headphones

Mirror

Deodorant that smells like fresh water orchid

Bubble Gum wrapper

Inhaler

Lotion

Headband

Electronic Device/Phone

Bobby Pins



-Mallory

Day 10 - Outfit of the Day

Sorry for the very long delay in posts, dear followers.

Do not fret, though. Because here comes the big shibang thingy. The best post ever. No...not our "outfit of the day," but our dream outfits.

-Mallory

I would like a pretty top. with some casual pants and heels.

my dream outfit corresponds with my dream place: somewhere in SUNLIGHT,

on the beach.

So, if i had my dream outfit, I must be in my dream place.

P.S. I could only buy this jewelry if I had a spare couple thousand dollars.

I guess patent leather is kind of thing. And the colors red and black.

And yeah, I would wear red pants. I would call them my "twizzler pants".

Also, I already own the necklace. But I wear it every day. And I would wear it with my dream outfit too. Because it's the Sarah Necklace. And it's awesome.
-Sarah

Batman Jacket! Oh yeah!

Red Pants! They are shiny!

Cool Boots! Oh yeah!

A bracelet shaped like an alligator (a deadly animal). Oh yeah.

I feel the need to tell you that a lot of my dream outfit came from this website. http://shop.blackmilkclothing.com/

I learned about this website from the one and only, Kesha. Sadly.

-Biffles.

Day 11 - Siblings

I have 2 brothers. One is 14, one is 9.

The one that is 14 is going to his first dance this Saturday. He is excited to get his groove on. Also, he almost has his Eagle Scout. His favorite band is Daughtry.

The one that is 9 is reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban. Also, he has an obsession with Hot Dogs. Which is the reason his Pinewood Derby car is going to be shaped like a Hot Dog.

He also looks like Peter Pan.

They are both full of pep.

The End.

My siblings are cool.
I like to hang out with them a lot, and they like to hang out with me, too.

I have four sisters and two brothers.
I have two sisters who are adopted.

I have a brother who is on a mission in the Dominican Republic.
I have another brother who is married and has three kids.
I have an older sister who is married and has beautiful little baby boy.
I have two younger sisters.

It gets kinda confusing, so here. I will write it out.

I don't know why it says just "Su". It's supposed to be Su Bai.

But, my siblings are awesome. I love them. We do fight. We do get angry at eachother. But, we wouldn't fight if we weren't siblings.


I love them.


that's all there is to it.

-Mallory