TIPS to achieve Handsomeness

Today, I will talk about some incredibly important things.

-Grooming

-Developing your own style

-Drinking Water

-Laughing

If you'd like to go on a date or make yourself more attractive, here are some tips:

It's so important to have clean teeth.  

I mean, fungus and green stuff growing in your mouth is just disgusting.

^ "How long has THAT been there?!?!"

Also, get rid of dandruff.  Take a shower once in a while.

Wear deodorant.  Make sure you wash your clothing...

CLEAN YOUR EARS AND BELLYBUTTON.  Trim your nails.

Second, I started to develop a little bit of my own style in middle school.  Sort of.  

But freshman year, I started to really learn more about myself and what I consider pretty and "Me."

So, to properly display who you are on the INSIDE on your OUTSIDE....search for clothing items that make you go: "OOOOHHHH AHH, I SO WANT THAT!! I WOULD WEAR THAT EVERY DAY!"

And, you SHOULD NEVER dress solely for attention.  That is purely 100% LAME!

Also, water is so, so, so, sooooo good for you.

Drink a lot of it.

It tastes so good.

Laughing is one of the most important things ever.  

Laugh till your abdominal muscles hurt.  And then until your obliques hurt.

Then you know you're getting a REAL good workout.  

And laughing helps to relieve so much stress.

Yeah.  That's about it. 

Be YOU.

Don't be anyone else.

Jeez.

-Mallory

Seattle.

Right now I am sitting in the Seattle Airport waiting to board a flight to Boise. I am pretty bored. So, here I am.

There is this dude sitting across from me with a San Francisco 49ers sweatshirt and a bunch of tattoos. He looks like he is in a crap mood. Maybe because the 49ers lost yesterday, therefore, they are out for the Super Bowl.

On planes, I always sit in aisle seats. The reasons for this is

a. I don't like to be trapped in by people I don't know.

and

b. I like to trap people I don't know.

Sort of kidding. But it is pretty sweet to have like, a monopoly over two people. I mean, I basically control whether they get to pee or not. Who knows? If I don't like you I might just fall asleep right when you need to go to the bathroom. And then you are at my mercy.

There is a lady with shiny purple lips and shiny purple nails. And her legs are crossed in a classy fashion.

I have a men's button up shirt and my converse on. And my lips are chapped and cracky. And my hair is crazy.

For some reason I always look like a piece of crap when I fly. Especially after the first flight. Probably because I pass out of the tray table with my iPod blaring. And when I wake up and go to the bathroom, I look like hell.

Oh well. That's life. Time to go board my flight.

Peace.

Music

Music is one of those things. One of those things where it's just like, all I have. I'm addicted to it. Just as someone becomes addicted to various substances, I am addicted to music. I have a physical and psychological dependence. I need it constantly pumping through my system. I couldn't go a day without hearing and making music. And no can stop me from doing that. My parents have taken away my iPod many many times. And guess who can still sing the guitar part to Seven Nation Army at the top of her lungs while banging her fist on the kitchen table to represent the bass drum?

The only one could technically stop me from making music is by chopping off all my arms and legs and ripping out my vocal chords. And even then, I could still blink the beat.

Right now I am listening to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. What a great song. I encourage you, reader to listen to that song right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&ob=av3e. Dave Grohl rocks hard. I like how Kurt's guitar solo is an echo of what he sings earlier in the song.

I couldn't say what my favorite band or song of all time is. Possibly Black Dog by Led Zeppelin. Or something by The White Stripes. Jack White is basically a wizard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8TPV3AD0Y&feature=related

-Sarah

Music is so cool. But also, it can be pretty sucky. Like really vulgar and crude music just ruins all my happiness. I'd have to say my favorite song ever is probably "Christmas Canon" performed by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I've also been listening to "Where is My Mind" from the movie "It's kind of a funny story." Amazing song. I've listened to it many, many times. Music cheers me up when I need it to, and it also gives me something to mourn to, as well. When I'm really sad...turn up the piano classics. When I'm happy....turn up the piano classics, and other songs I like to jam out to like "Lights" by Ellie Goulding and "I Smile" by Kirk Franklin and "Safety Dance" by Men without Hats, and the last one...Glee's mashup of Survivor and I will Survive. AMAZING. I love the music that makes me want to take a nap, get up and shake my bootay (Chunky from Into the Wild), or music that makes me really pumped up, like Eminem's raps. Pretty cool stuff. I also love the song "Nearer my God to Thee." I used to be able to play it on the violin. I wish I was really good at the piano and violin.

-Mallory