Heyo. It's Mallory.
Today we will be talking about our dream pets.
I have had many different kinds of pets. I've had two water dragon lizards that ate mealworms that I crushed the heads off (as well as grasshoppers), and I have a lame cat, and my family has owned birds, a HUGE fishtank, and doggies and other cats. Wendy (my cat) vomits everywhere and spreads her hair all over my awesome clothing. You could say that the crickets from Lizzy #1 and #2 were like additional pets. They would escape the tank and live in the cracks of our house, chirping all through the night. I don't know about you, but that's not real dreamy.
So...I'd have to say that my dream pet would be a really, really smart large flying monkey. That way, it could poop and pee IN THE TOILET and also...it would be really clean. SHE would have no dandruff, drool, and gross stuff like that. Then, whenever I wanted to fly I could hang onto her back and she could swing me through the trees. Sweet.
-Mallory
Today we will be talking about our dream pets.
I have had many different kinds of pets. I've had two water dragon lizards that ate mealworms that I crushed the heads off (as well as grasshoppers), and I have a lame cat, and my family has owned birds, a HUGE fishtank, and doggies and other cats. Wendy (my cat) vomits everywhere and spreads her hair all over my awesome clothing. You could say that the crickets from Lizzy #1 and #2 were like additional pets. They would escape the tank and live in the cracks of our house, chirping all through the night. I don't know about you, but that's not real dreamy.
So...I'd have to say that my dream pet would be a really, really smart large flying monkey. That way, it could poop and pee IN THE TOILET and also...it would be really clean. SHE would have no dandruff, drool, and gross stuff like that. Then, whenever I wanted to fly I could hang onto her back and she could swing me through the trees. Sweet.
-Mallory
I have a dog. She is a jack russell terrier and she is pretty much one of the best things that has ever happened to me. So, she is kind of my dream pet.
But. If I could have any pet, right now, it would either be a teacup pig or a python.
Teacup pigs are awesome. They are small and pink and fuzzy and lovely. And smart. Also, I would probably name it Hamilton. Or Xena, like the warrior princess.
Pythons are huge and long. I get one like the one in the story "The Elephant's Child", by Rudyard Kipling. "The Bi-colored Python Rock Snake". Anyways, I would just wear it all over the place like a scarf. Like Britney Spears, except not whore-ish. And I would train it to not choke me all the time.
And it would crush my enemies.
-Sarah
