Thursday, March 8, 2012

Call me morbid, or absurd.



I'm not really much for putting pictures of myself online. But yesterday I chalked my hair. And it was so awesome, I had to post a picture.

I'd like to thank Mallory for loaning me her giant package of many rainbow chalks.

Sometimes, I think I spend too much of my time angry. It occurred to me the other day, however, that some people just aren't worth being angry at. It's just like, they are such pointless people that I shouldn't waste my time thinking violent and sometimes murderous thoughts about them.

Nevertheless. It is a quite satisfying practice. Fantasizing about the many ways you could ruin your enemies life.

Don't get me wrong, I am pretty content right now. I get to play music a lot, and I am going to college soon.
But last summer sucked. And the first part of the school year sucked too. But ever since I came back from scholarship auditions, I have been happier. Not really "happy", but happiER.

I can honestly say though, that high school has been the worst 4 years of my life. Last year being the worst of all. But finally, there is a light at the end of the crappy high school tunnel. It's almost over.

"Can't say that it's been that great, no in fact, it's been a wasted, worried year."

I think we need to update the playlist for this blog. It's been the same songs for like a year and a half.

This song is freaking fantastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFYeS-BV_Oc

Friday, February 17, 2012

what makes us sad

what makes me sad is when other people are sad.

what also makes me sad is guilt.

what also makes me sad is darkness and filthiness.

what also makes me sad are ill people.

I am sad when I make wrong choices.

As Abraham Lincoln put wisely:

"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."



Except there's more to that for my religion.




what makes me sad is when I get a C or lower on any school work.


-Mallory






It makes me sad when I see people who are dating other people who are not up to their quality. Actually, it just bugs me.


Bad musicians who are popular. Because there are phenomenal, unknown musicians out there who deserve to be famous much more than Katy Perry.

The show Glee bugs the crap out of me. It's such a load of garbage. Bratty, rich, slutty kids getting famous for singing other peoples songs because they can't make their own. BS.

It bugs me when people comment on this blog just to advertise for their blogs. I'd rather have no comment at all then "OMG cute blog girlfriends! Check out mine at cutefashionableredhead@blogspot.com! Hee hee hee!"
Just because you said that, I'm not going to look at your blog.

It bugs me when people rag on Lady Gaga. So many people hate her because she's weird and slutty, but those people listen to Britney Spears and Rihanna, some of the biggest whores to walk the earth. Hypocrites. At least Lady Gaga is putting a different spin on it. And technically, she can out out-sing most  of the other female pop stars. She's got a set of pipes. And she plays a darn good piano solo. What Britney do? Other than dance around with a friggin snake? Not much.

Obviously, this is turning into a bit of a rant. It's good to get these feelings out there though.

It bothers me that every time I wear heels, it snows. Makes it hard to walk.

It bugs me when people go on and on about how great "Zumba" is. I mean, if you like it, that's great. You work those Shakira songs. But you don't need to talk about it 24/7.

It bugs me that people who die young are usually considered more talented then they really were. For example, Jimi Hendrix. He is flipping awesome. He was an incredible guitarist. He is widely regarded as the best of all time. Really? I think people like Jimmy Page, who are super old and have had a lifetime to learn more and more about their instrument, are probably better. The same story with Marilyn Monroe. Some people think she's like one of the greatest actresses of all time. Hardly. Yeah, she was hot. But she pretty much played the same type of character in all her movies. The sexy, somewhat dumb, blonde chick that the dudes drool over. She really helped the "Dumb Blonde" stereotype move along. She was famous for being hot. She was pretty much the tramp of her day. Why people idolize her, I will never know.
It's the same story with Kurt Cobain, John Bonham, Amy Winehouse, and pretty much everyone famous who dies young. All their faults and screw ups are magically forgotten. Whitney Houston was really talented, and everyone talks about how she could sing 3 octaves and so forth, but no one talks about the fact that she was crack head.

I love all the people I just talked about, by the way. Those people are some of my favorite musicians. Well, except for Marilyn. I'm not saying they deserved to die or anything. But they all died of drug related causes. And it's really sad. But just because they died doesn't make them the most talented people to ever walk the earth.

Okay. I'm done.

-Sarah



Saturday, January 28, 2012

TIPS to achieve Handsomeness

Today, I will talk about some incredibly important things.

-Grooming
-Developing your own style
-Drinking Water
-Laughing


If you'd like to go on a date or make yourself more attractive, here are some tips:


It's so important to have clean teeth.  

I mean, fungus and green stuff growing in your mouth is just disgusting.


^ "How long has THAT been there?!?!"

Also, get rid of dandruff.  Take a shower once in a while.

Wear deodorant.  Make sure you wash your clothing...

CLEAN YOUR EARS AND BELLYBUTTON.  Trim your nails.



Second, I started to develop a little bit of my own style in middle school.  Sort of.  

But freshman year, I started to really learn more about myself and what I consider pretty and "Me."

So, to properly display who you are on the INSIDE on your OUTSIDE....search for clothing items that make you go: "OOOOHHHH AHH, I SO WANT THAT!! I WOULD WEAR THAT EVERY DAY!"

And, you SHOULD NEVER dress solely for attention.  That is purely 100% LAME!

Also, water is so, so, so, sooooo good for you.

Drink a lot of it.
It tastes so good.

Laughing is one of the most important things ever.  
Laugh till your abdominal muscles hurt.  And then until your obliques hurt.

Then you know you're getting a REAL good workout.  
And laughing helps to relieve so much stress.


Yeah.  That's about it. 

Be YOU.

Don't be anyone else.

Jeez.

-Mallory

Monday, January 23, 2012

Seattle.

Right now I am sitting in the Seattle Airport waiting to board a flight to Boise. I am pretty bored. So, here I am.

There is this dude sitting across from me with a San Francisco 49ers sweatshirt and a bunch of tattoos. He looks like he is in a crap mood. Maybe because the 49ers lost yesterday, therefore, they are out for the Super Bowl.

On planes, I always sit in aisle seats. The reasons for this is

a. I don't like to be trapped in by people I don't know.

and

b. I like to trap people I don't know.

Sort of kidding. But it is pretty sweet to have like, a monopoly over two people. I mean, I basically control whether they get to pee or not. Who knows? If I don't like you I might just fall asleep right when you need to go to the bathroom. And then you are at my mercy.

There is a lady with shiny purple lips and shiny purple nails. And her legs are crossed in a classy fashion.

I have a men's button up shirt and my converse on. And my lips are chapped and cracky. And my hair is crazy.

For some reason I always look like a piece of crap when I fly. Especially after the first flight. Probably because I pass out of the tray table with my iPod blaring. And when I wake up and go to the bathroom, I look like hell.

Oh well. That's life. Time to go board my flight.

Peace.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Music

Music is one of those things. One of those things where it's just like, all I have. I'm addicted to it. Just as someone becomes addicted to various substances, I am addicted to music. I have a physical and psychological dependence. I need it constantly pumping through my system. I couldn't go a day without hearing and making music. And no can stop me from doing that. My parents have taken away my iPod many many times. And guess who can still sing the guitar part to Seven Nation Army at the top of her lungs while banging her fist on the kitchen table to represent the bass drum?

The only one could technically stop me from making music is by chopping off all my arms and legs and ripping out my vocal chords. And even then, I could still blink the beat.

Right now I am listening to "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. What a great song. I encourage you, reader to listen to that song right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg&ob=av3e. Dave Grohl rocks hard. I like how Kurt's guitar solo is an echo of what he sings earlier in the song.
I couldn't say what my favorite band or song of all time is. Possibly Black Dog by Led Zeppelin. Or something by The White Stripes. Jack White is basically a wizard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA8TPV3AD0Y&feature=related

-Sarah


Music is so cool. But also, it can be pretty sucky. Like really vulgar and crude music just ruins all my happiness. I'd have to say my favorite song ever is probably "Christmas Canon" performed by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. I've also been listening to "Where is My Mind" from the movie "It's kind of a funny story." Amazing song. I've listened to it many, many times. Music cheers me up when I need it to, and it also gives me something to mourn to, as well. When I'm really sad...turn up the piano classics. When I'm happy....turn up the piano classics, and other songs I like to jam out to like "Lights" by Ellie Goulding and "I Smile" by Kirk Franklin and "Safety Dance" by Men without Hats, and the last one...Glee's mashup of Survivor and I will Survive. AMAZING. I love the music that makes me want to take a nap, get up and shake my bootay (Chunky from Into the Wild), or music that makes me really pumped up, like Eminem's raps. Pretty cool stuff. I also love the song "Nearer my God to Thee." I used to be able to play it on the violin. I wish I was really good at the piano and violin.

-Mallory

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Crazy Pictures








ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love that last one....

-Mallory


My mom says I look like a "creepy doll" in the 4th one.
-Sarah

Impersonation at its Finest

Keira Knightley





Hannah Montana: